One Liners.....kind of...

1. I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place.
   

2. Now thats it! I'm gonna be right outside those doors. Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls.                 

3. Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're  a  neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?                            

4. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Conversation between Bender, Claire, Brian and Andrew:

Claire: You know why guys like you knock everything?
Bender: Oh, this should be stunning.
Claire: Cause you're afraid.
Bender: Oh God, you richies are so smart, thats exactly why I'm not heavy in activities.
Claire: Youre a big coward.
Brian: I'm in the math club.
Claire: You're afraid that they wont take you. You don't belong so you just have to dump all over it.
Bender: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes now would it?
Claire: You wouldn't know. You don't know any of us.
Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers either but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin clubs.
Andrew: Lets watch the mouth, huh?
Brian: I'm in the physics club.
Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?
Brian: Well, what I said was that I'm in the math club, the latin club and the physics club.
Bender: Hey, Cherry, do you belong to the physics club?
Claire: Thats an academic club.
Bender: So.
Claire: So, academic clubs arent the same as other kinds of clubs.
Bender: But the dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian: In physics, well, we talk about physics... properties of physics.
Bender: So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?